Friday, May 22, 2020

Kroger 3 Minute Microwave Pizza (Supreme)

Kroger's "3 Minute Microwave Pizzas" have been a fixture in my freezers for a long time.

For one, they are always on sale for 89-99 cents at Kroger supermarkets. Every once in a while, you will find them as low as 75 cents. (This is when I buy between five and ten of them, depending on how much freezer space I have at the time.)

For another, they are good. Not great, but definitely good.

And, perhaps most importantly, they hit the spot perfectly when I have been drinking.

My favorite of the pizzas is this supreme variety. They are roughly six inches wide.

Which means they fit very well in my air fryer. That's right, the air fryer. It's much faster - and slightly better - than the oven.

And it's 100x better than the microwave. If you care enough about frozen pizza to read this blog, you probably already know this, but I'm going to write it anyway: THERE IS NO POSSIBLE WAY TO MAKE GOOD FROZEN PIZZA IN THE MICROWAVE.

What I usually do is cook the pizza at 330ΒΊ for five minutes and then turn it up to 400ΒΊ for two minutes. This one cooked a little bit longer during the second stage.

Because I was drunk.


I cut the pizza in half and then cute one of the halves into four slices, either as is or with some hot sauce.

What do I do with the intact half?

Glad you asked.

 I slather it with Trader Joe's garlic sauce.

The fold it in half and eat it like a taco.

I hope these pizzas never disappear.

THE RATING: πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•(sober)

      πŸ•πŸ•πŸ•πŸ• (drunk)

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