Trader Joe's Spizzico di Pizza

These mini pizzas - and Jesus, do I mean mini - are certainly not intended to be an entire meal. Unless you eat the box of 12, I suppose.

 

I'll cut right to the chase: these suck. The "dough" is dense and flavorless. The cheese likewise has no taste

Maybe kids will like them because of the pizza's tiny size. But not if they care about taste.

I doused them with Texas Champagne, my favorite hot sauce. And I ate them. But I will never buy them again.

THE RATING: 🍕