Another of those 50%-off pizzas from the two-week sale Whole Foods offered at the beginning of the month.
I have noticed American Flatbread pizzas for years but never tried one - never had the inclination to try one, to be honest. Perhaps it's the pretentious name; perhaps just the fact that they look kind of boring.
But, hey, if I'm not going to try it with a 50% discount, I'm not ever going to try it, right?
Out of the box, it looked every bit as boring as I expected it to. The bacon was concentrated around the center of the pie. The pepperoni was almost nonexistent.
The box advertises "fresh herbs." What does that mean when they're on a frozen pizza? That they didn't use dried herbs? Who gives a shit? They're still frozen.
As for taste? Not bad. Not good. Flavorless.
The crust was better than average, though of course with frozen pizza, that is a low bar to clear.
I would have been very disappointed if I had paid full price for this only to find the meager amount of insipid toppings.
I ended up sprinkling salt and pepper on top, drizzling it with olive oil, and eating it that way - a kind of vaguely-flavored breadsticks.
I will not be getting one of these again. I will not be getting any American Flatbread pizzas again, not even at 50% off.
THE RATING: 🍕🍕
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