Friday, July 9, 2021

Totino's Party Pizza (Triple Meat)

Totino's "Pizza Rolls" are probably more well known than their frozen pizza. Or at least they were when I was in high school: every friend of mine who smoked marijuana swore by them. But I only remember trying pizza rolls once, and I did not think much of them. (I was part of the crowd who drank beer, and our vice was a local taco stand named Rick's.) 

They also make small frozen pizzas. I spotted one at the store the other day for $1 and thought I might as well give it a try. 

I'm not sure why they call it a "Party Pizza." It's not big enough to share with anyone, let alone a party. 

Or does the name show a self-awareness by the company that their products are enjoyed by people who like to party? Is the name a wink? 

I have no idea. 

It looked exactly as I expected it would.

But it tasted much better. 

I mean, I'm not saying it's anything you've been missing in your life, just that if you're looking for a cheap pizza to keep in the freezer for moments when you feel like making no effort, you could do a lot worse than this. 

If this had been expensive, I would have been annoyed. But the price tag matches the quality. 



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